You cannot
be born to this royal family. You must earn your way through
the ranks. Congress will not appropriate a salary for your efforts.
You won’t even have your own principality, especially
if you volunteer your medical services to travel down the Amazon
River on your vacation to tend to the needs of children in Brazil.
The perks of royalty, which usually add up to yachts, box seats,
parades and state dinners, may translate to long hours, tired
sandwiches, costs, rejection, cold coffee, and screaming kids.
Royalty as a rule is recognizable. The Royal Family of Volunteers
are nameless, faceless, and forgettable. They are often taken
for granted, and only a fraction of them are recognized for
their talents. So how do you know you’re royalty? Ah.
. .it’s the crown jewels that give you away-that sparkling
tiara of smiles you have given and tears you have shared, and
the rich legacy of caring.
By Erma
Bombeck (February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996)